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frenums:

how 2 make people feel better ft. dog

frenums:

how 2 make people feel better ft. dog

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  • Dad: Father?
  • Baby: Fuck her right in the pussy

hotboysofficial:

when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test 

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bearygood:

Role model

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damnhowell:

so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me

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instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her

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she doesn’t get it

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spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster

DUDE

…Aliens exist.

fuck you ocean.

COTTON BALLS

I’Ve died 4 times! D: or in pretty horrific conditions

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dajo42:

dajo42:

fun science fact: bees dont actually buzz theyre just going “beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” because theyre excited to be a bee

wasps, however, have no concept of excitement and are beings of pure despair

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